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i do crossword puzzles in my free time.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
are you kidding me, mother nature? do you really expect me to believe this gorgeous creature is REAL and not a piñata?! madness.
BBC Wildlife Camera-trap Photos of the Year 2012
Animal Portraits runner-up: Horned guan (Oreophasis derbianus) - Endangered, by Javier Rivas, Guatemala(via: DiscoverWildlife.com)
mega-priceless
Taylor Swift may play Joni Mitchell, finally kill the hippies | Film | Newswire | The A.V. Club
blllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggh
just gross.
Robyn / SNL Dance Comparison (by juneculp)
THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW. i cannot believe my friend ashley JUST showed me this when she’s known about it since december. i thought we were friends.
what the fuck is this world coming to? this is the best social commentary i’ve read so far about this case and frankly, (though this is hilarious) that sickens me.
SO WAIT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: A 26 YEAR OLD WITH A GUN FOLLOWS A COMPLETELY UNARMED 17 YEAR OLD FOR A FEW BLOCKS, CALLS THE COPS TO REPORT A “SUSPICIOUS” PERSON IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND THEN GETS OUT OF HIS CAR AND SHOOTS HIM, AGAINST POLICE ORDERS, WITH NO WITNESSES, AND HE ISN’T ARRESTED BECAUSE HE CLAIMS SELF DEFENSE?
YEP, THE GUY HAD A NOSEBLEED. SO, YOU KNOW … IT’S ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE THE KID HIT HIM.
DIDN’T SHANE JUST GIVE HIMSELF A NOSEBLEED ON THE WALKING DEAD LAST NIGHT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE’D BEEN ATTACKED? ISN’T THAT LIKE … A SHITTY CLICHÉ AT THIS POINT?
MAYBE THEY DON’T HAVE DISAPPOINTING ZOMBIE SOAP OPERAS IN FLORIDA.
OKAY, BUT EVEN IF THE 17 YEAR OLD PUNCHED THE GUY, WHICH IS KIND OF UNDERSTANDABLE IF YOU’RE BEING STALKED BY A STRANGER IN A SLOW MOVING VEHICLE WHO GETS OUT AND ACCOSTS YOU, AN UNARMED KID ISN’T ACTUALLY “LIFE THREATENING” TO A GROWN MAN. I MEAN, YOU MIGHT GET YOUR EYE DOTTED, BUT YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE, SO USING LETHAL FORCE IS STILL USING TOO MUCH FORCE, EVEN IF YOU WERE A POLICE OFFICER AND NOT JUST SOME FAT DICKHEAD RACIST PIECE OF SHIT WITH A CONCEALED WEAPONS PERMIT, RIGHT?
THAT’S WHY WE DON’T LIVE IN FLORIDA, CARL. WELL, THAT AND THE WHOLE ELECTION FRAUD THING.
AND THE HUMIDITY.
AND THE HUMIDITY.
Avicii - Levels (by musicfree1573)
i’m in a terrible mood today and this is helping more than anything else.
Coke Talk of the Day
i love her. so much.
Every time I go to the mall at Century City, I make it a point to park in those pink “Expectant Mother” spaces.
Fuck that ridiculous policy — fuck any stupid rule enacted by pant-suit wearing corporate trolls, enforced by mouth-breathing mall cops, and obeyed by mini-van driving stepford wives.
If I’m lucky, on my short walk to the escalator I’ll catch a sneer from some cunty nag with a double-wide stroller. Nothing makes me happier than beaming back a curled-up smile that says, “No, I’m not the least bit expectant, and fuck you for asking.”
But today — oh, my — today was delicious. As I hopped out of my car, an angry soccer mom waddled over. She wagged a chubby little finger at me and yelled out, “That spot is for pregnant women only!”
Without missing a beat, I shot back, “My abortion isn’t until this weekend, so fuck off.”
Stopped her dead in her tracks. It was beautiful.
I am going out tonight
(via A Softer World: 737)
(via Your loving son, Jimi)
it’s weird to think about jimi hendrix having parents. or even being human, like the rest of us. i’m glad he did though; it’s oddly comforting.
my awesome friend nate and his equally adorable brother adam are starting to make music and it is absolutely worth a listen. their sound is very current but also unique. it makes me feel like i’m on a beach in the middle of a factory (if that makes any sense). it’s their blend of technology with this extremely chill vibe that really stands out. you cannot deny or ignore their use of interesting filters and computer logic and other hip music whatnot, but it doesn’t sound overworked or inorganic. i really dig it and can’t wait to hear more.
A Year in New York (by Andrew Clancy)
i know every single one of these places. i’ve taken those late night cab rides over the 59th street bridge. i’ve seen the waves pounding on the shore. i’ve swam in that public pool, many times in fact. there is no place on earth, in the solar system, in the universe, so inspiring as my hometown. for me, it’s the biggest small town in the whole world and i wouldn’t change a goddamn thing about her.
my friend dylan is very talented. he also makes movies but obviously, that’s not his true calling.
I’m getting really good at getting my work keys stuck in the projection booth doors.
welcome to new york!
My mind burst into flames on the train this morning.
No one seemed to notice.
(via swiftlyunveiled)
